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AustraliaxReader Sitting outside, you looked over the edge of the cliff you were perched on, which coincidently where your friend Australia's home was. You had just arrived a few moments before and you wanted to take full effect of the view.

For years, you had spent time with most of your European friends and visited them on occasion. When you visited England not so long ago, his brother Australia was also visiting him and you instantly connected.

So he offered you to come visit him eventually and you could not deny. So when the cold days of winter vacation came upon you, you took it upon yourself to call him and ask if you could visit

CIRL DenmarkxReaderYou weren't sure yet if you felt like braving what looked like a November snow storm to get to class. I mean, you only had one class today, so was it really worth it to leave the sanctuary of your home? Did you really want to risk life and limb in order to get to a class that only lasted an hour and fifteen minutes? Were you really okay with risking your health and personal safety for a greater education? Why were you still asking yourself questions? The answer had been a definite no from the start.

So, not regretting your decision at all, you went into your kitchen to make some hot chocolate and grab a piece of cake from the fridge. As the

AustraliaxReader: Koalas are Scary

"Umm yes animal control?" you said into the phone. "Yes I'll hold."
"Hi honey," said a sleepy voice from your bedroom. "Why are you up so early?"
Rolling your eyes as your lazy boyfriend you said, "Its ten o'clock that's not-mmmph!" he put his lips on yours in a strong kiss. When he finally let you breathe you said, "early. And there's a wild animal in the bathroom."
"A koala right?"
"Yep I'm on with animal con-hey!" he took the phone and hung it up. "Jack what was-."
He looked at you with puppy dog eyes and you knew you were in for trouble, "Please let me keep him."
It was so hard to resist, "No."
"Please, you'll like him if you meet

AustraliaXReader - Here For You"I can't believe he'd just throw you out of his life like that," Jett thought out loud as he rubbed his sobbing best friend and secret crush's back.

She continued to cry and kept her face in her hands, "He said we could still be friends, but he literally changed his cell number on me! And when I said hi to him while walking to work he just blew me off like I was a complete stranger." after her statements, [Y/N] lightly tugged Jett's shirt as if she was silently asking for a hug, Jett acknowledged this and wrapped his arms around her. [Y/N] started quietly crying into Jett's chest, but he was alright with that. As much as he hated

Australia x Reader:Zookeeper

~*Australia x Reader-Zookeeper*~
You and your best friend Lucy had planned a trip to the Zoo,mainly because there was a new Australian Exibit.It had Kangaroos,Dingos,Wombats,and your favorite Koalas.Pulling up to your new favorite place in the world,you felt like a kid again.
"Come on _____ lets get our tickets"
"Ok ok lets go!"saying excitedly and jumping up and down.
"Alright"she sighs and heads toward the ticket booth.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Australian Timeship~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Heading toward the big sign that red'The Outback',First you see the Kangaroos.You some ho

Request-AustraliaxReader-A Little Help"Ozzy! Slow down!" you shouted, peddling your bike fast, trying to keep up with your best friend. He was ages ahead of you on the dirt path and you were struggling to keep up.

"You hurry up, _____!" he laughed and let out a wild yell at the top of his lungs, as he flew of the top of a hill and nearly crashed to the ground.

"You idiot! You could have fallen!" you resisted the urge to laugh at Oz's ridiculous behavior. You cared about him too much to do anything that might encourage his insane stunts.

"No worries!" he yelled over his shoulder.

To prove his point, he raised both hands in the air cracking up again when you let out

CIRL IcelandxReader"Ah-Ah…..AH-CHOO!!!" You sniffled and grabbed a tissue. You'd caught a cold the other day and it had quickly progressed to the point of leaving you practically bed-ridden. You were beyond miserable and were really wishing that someone lived with you or at least that someone would stop by and see if you were still alive so that you didn't have to move every time you needed something.

Reaching for another tissue, your hand met air and you groaned. That was the second box in as many days. And if this box was empty, that meant you'd have to go to the store and get more. You wanted to cry. You could barely stand without feeling exhausted. An

AustraliaXReader: Wrestle "Come onnnnn Australia! Please!" Australia shook his head and laughed. "I am not going to act like Steve Irwin and wrestle a crocodile." You pouted and grabbed him around the waist, swinging him and yourself sideways on the couch. "…Fine. What about a-" He sighed and put you on his lap, his arms around you. "Not a koala, not a kangaroo, not a snake, not a bear, not a shark…I'm not going to wrestle anything. Not all Australians are like Steve Irwin, you silly girl." He kissed your forehead, "Now let's get back to watching our show!" You sighed, "Alright then…"

You were

CIRL NorwayxReaderShivering, you pulled your coat tighter around you and continued home. It was the middle of October and it was already freezing. Sighing, you kept walking down the sidewalk to your apartment. Your last class of the day had been canceled, and with nothing better to do, you decided to just head home to try and warm up.

You entered your apartment and closed the door behind you. Tossing your stuff onto the kitchen table, you put some water in a teapot and set it on the stove. While you waited for the water to boil, you went to your room to find something to read. You flicked through your books, and when you decided on one, you went back out to t

CIRL AmericaxReaderYou loved your friends. You really did. But it annoyed you to no end when they would constantly bring up your lack of a love life. Why were you required to have a boyfriend or, at the very least, a love interest? Why couldn't you be happy being single?

Sighing ruefully, you had to admit. You did get jealous of them and their boyfriends sometimes. But it's not like being single was the end of the world!

You muttered darkly to yourself about stupid friends, your current status as a "forever alone-r," and not having a giant cake of chocolate to drown yourself in. Because giant chocolate cake solves all of the problems, ever. But since you didn

Let's Make Babies! (AustraliaxReader) Let's Make Babies!
AustraliaxReader

"Hey (F/n)!" Paula, the younger sister of you boyfriend, called to you from the hall. When she approached, she had her paints in hand and walked over to the table. She reached the paints up onto the wooden surface before pulling herself onto a chair. "Let's make babies!"

You choked on you drink. "What?" you shouted. You knew that the young girl didn't know what she was talking about, but why would she bring up children at such a tender age.

She cocked her head, her brown hair hanging from it's side-ponytail. "You know! Come on! We'll make them right now." She slid off the chair and walked over to yo

CIRL NetherlandsxReaderYou were not pleased. It was January and winter break was officially over, which meant going back to classes. So with a heavy heart, you left your apartment and headed to campus. Luckily, you only had two classes on your first day back, but it still sucked. You could be at home right now, comfy and warm. Not trudging through snow and muck, freezing your butt off, all in the name of a college education. You kinda hated how cynical you were getting.

It took longer than usual to get to campus, but you couldn't really find it in yourself to care. This weather was starting to bring your mood down. You'd much rather it be spring, when the weather

AustraliaXReader: A Chrissie With OzAustralia X Reader
A Chrissie With Oz

"Hey Oz, can you get me a towel?" You called out, swimming to the edge of the pool and looking at the fly-screen door of the house in front of you.
"OZZZZYYYYY!" You called, louder this time. 'Ugh, he can't hear me.' You thought, frustrated.
You grasped the pool edge tightly, and slowly hauled yourself out of the deliciously cool water and onto the grass. As soon as you stepped foot on the sunbaked concrete path you yelped in pain and practically flew to the veranda, cursing the sun.
"Bloody December heat…" you mumbled whilst approaching the house.

It was Christmas Eve in Australia and it coul

RomaniaXReader: Yes

RomaniaXReader: Yes

"You better not screw this up!" Hungary said with a pan in her hand already while glaring daggers at Romania who looked nervous as hell.

"Shut up Elizaveta!" Vlad said and glared back at the Hungarian. Romania was dressed in a dashing black suit and he had a bundle of red roses in on hand and his other hand in his pocket where a small box was safely secured. Vladimir's thoughts were racing fast through his head. He felt the tie he wore tighten around his neck more. The sound of someone coming down the stairs broke the silence. You came down wearing a beautiful red strapless dress, almost reaching your knees. The top hugg

Rebel!ReaderxPoliceman!NorwayYour a handful alright...

Lukas ran his fingers through his hair as he allowed his lips to dip down into a frown. He glanced out into the mess you made to observe the damage you've done. The streets were littered with various of foods from the tipped over vendor carts caused from the chase, lead up to a giant mural on the side of the office building.

Lukas has been chasing her for a little over a year and a half now. Although throughout this long period of time, he was only able to get little information on the mysterious (Nickname). Most of the information included physical things. Like her (h/c) hair and (s/c) skin color and her body type

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by ~TheSniperKoala, Jul 2, 2012, 10:13:34 PM
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Australia's POV
You know, sometimes I really need to learn to control myself when I'm at the boozer*…Or not.

Canada and America were coming over to visit Zea* and I for two weeks and told us that they were going to be bringing a friend with them. I didn't think twice about it at the time and thought it'd be a great idea for them to meet us at one of the best pubs I know. I don't like to brag, but I do love to show off some of my countries business' when other countries come to visit.

Zea and I got to the pub a little too early and I decided to start drinking, Zea stayed sober so he could drive us to my place afterwards and also to make sure I wouldn't do anything crazy; at least, that's what I'd hoped he'd do.

I was already really drunk by the time they arrived; Canada, America and…their female friend....Fuck.

If I had been sober at the time, I wouldn't have allowed myself a single drink. Because just like England, when I get drunk, I really get drunk and usually say stupid things in front of women.

I rushed over to the trio and hugged my brothers close, "G'day Mattie! Alfie!" I said, both brothers looked at each other and than over to Zea who I assume just shook his head and shrugged. I than turned to their friend and hugged her as well, "And 'ello to you too~ I'm their aussie-um* brother Jett," I slurred, she looked up at me and giggled a bit, "It's nice to meet you, I'm [Y/N]." I grinned and put my arm around her shoulder, than I did something that I would never do when sober, sing something remotely romantic.

"Hey, I just met you, and this sounds crazy, but here's me number, can you have my baby?"

The whole pub went silent, I didn't think I sung that loudly but it was apparent that I had. [Y/N] starred up at me blankly, but than began to laugh. Even in my drunken state I was able to feel embarrassed and looked at her shyly. She gave me a smirk and moved her mouth close to my ear, "When you're sober, we'll talk." She whispered with a hint of lust in her voice, it's funny how sometimes being a drunken fool can get you laid.

A/N:
Here are some translations for that Aussie lingo and personal diction ->

Boozer = Pub/Bar
Zea = New Zealand
Aussie-um = The word Awesome mixed with Aussie (My personal invention XD)

AustraliaXReader - Drunkby ~TheSniperKoala

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After finding this [link] and listening to it non-stop, I decided to make a reader insert based off of it! XD

It doesn't have a lot of bad language or sexual theme to it, but better safe than sorry right?

Australia/Jett, America/Alfred, Canada/Matthew, New Zealand (c) Himaruya
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~YasminKirkland1031 Feb 4, 2013

Wow back it up!! We just met!

~KawaiiPioneer Oct 7, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I heard there was a new hetalia season coming out
THAT AUSSIE BETTER BE IN IT
then my life will be complete ;u;
Great story

~animelovein May 2, 2013

Yes he is in it...and he's shirtless and HOT! (He was on the swimming team with Hungary.)

~KawaiiPioneer May 2, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

OMG YES!!!!!
I haven't had the chance to watch it yet >w<

~animelovein May 7, 2013

You have to!

~TheSniperKoala Oct 7, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I know! I'm so happy!~ ; U ;
My life would be complete if they got a Japanese man to impersonate an Aussie for the voice acting. X,D

Thankies! :3

~KawaiiPioneer Oct 7, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

>.<
and no problem :-D

~MikaTheHuman Sep 30, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Australia: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, can you have my baby?

Me: >///////^//////< *whispers* You aussie-um, drunken man. When you're sober, maybe... >/////////////^////////////<

~TheSniperKoala Oct 3, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

< Aww yeah~ ;D

//doesn'tknowhowtoproperlyrespondwithoutsoundinglikeatotalcreeperOTL

~MikaTheHuman Oct 11, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

*turns to New Zealand* How long is he usually like this?

Zea: Until he wakes up.

Okayyy... *moves away from Australia* I just realized I forgot my purse. I'll be back in a moment! *drags Australia out*

Canada: She had her purse... (He WAS in the story, right?)

America: Yep.

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